Bring the Rain

Apr 16

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dennys:

Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:

  • Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
  • You look wonderful already.
Apr 16

ekjohnston:

chubbycartwheels:

If there was ever a scene in a movie that needed a gif, it’s this.

Word.

Apr 15

onewhocrochetswithmjolnir:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

My best friend and I are literally this pair

Apr 15

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

Apr 15

silversarcasm:

silversarcasm:

no but imagine a chronically ill vampire having a low spoons day and sitting curled up in bed with a warm mug of blood

and an autistic vampire who is light sensory seeking and actually likes being out in the day to hir family’s surprise

and a paraplegic vampire who has arguments about the rituals always being inaccessible

we need stories about disabled vampires omg this is so great

blind vampires bringing back the tradition of echolocation into the community

Apr 15

thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck:

fandomsarelikesex:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

should i tell him

don’t you dare!

Apr 15
86timewarp:

fatalfabian:

justlolalldaylong:

fullcollapse:

I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports

i would play the shit out of this

the guy on the floor trying to get up 

I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game

86timewarp:

fatalfabian:

justlolalldaylong:

fullcollapse:

I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports

i would play the shit out of this

the guy on the floor trying to get up 

I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game

Apr 14

theironicgnome:

This is the most unnecessary but excellent crossover I’ve ever seen.

Apr 13

athinkingmanspufferfish:

No one takes Arrow less seriously than its star.

Apr 12

gehayi:

trilliath:

All these stupid “Woman must choose between the two men who love her” storylines are obnoxious. Both is clearly the answer. At the same time. Please.

So many shipping wars could be resolved by the judicious use of consensual polyamorous threesomes.